: George Carlin LIFE IS WORTH LOSING : gideon November 29, 2005, 05:57:04 PM http://www.hbo.com/scripts/video/vidplayer...8237517+tunein= (http://www.hbo.com/scripts/video/vidplayer.html?movie=/av/events/geocarlin/carlin_life_promo+section=events+title=George%20Carlin:%20Life%20Is%20Worth%20Losing%20Poem+num=1129148237517+tunein=)
<full transcripts: George Carlin On Transhumanism> I’m a modern man A man for the millennium Digital and smoke-free A diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect I’ve been up linked and downloaded I’ve been inputted and outsourced I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading I’m a hi-tech low-life A cutting edge state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond I’m new-wave, but I’m old-school And my inner child is outward bound I’m a hot-wired heat seeking warm-hearted cool customer voice activated and bio-degradable I interface with my database My database is in cyberspace So I’m interactive I’m hyperactive And from time to time I’m radioactive Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet and pushin' the envelope I’m on-point on-task on-message and off drugs I’ve got no need for coke and speed I've got no urge to binge and purge I’m in-the-moment on-the-edge over-the-top and under-the-radar A high-concept low-profile medium-range ballistic missionary A street-wise smart bomb A top-gun bottom feeder I wear power ties I tell power lies I take power naps and run victory laps I’m a totally ongoing big-foot slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach A raging workaholic A working rageaholic Out of rehab and in denial! I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda You can’t shut me up You can’t dumb me down ‘cuz I’m tireless and I’m wireless I’m an alpha male on beta blockers I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever laid-back but fashion-forward Up-front down-home low-rent high-maintenance Super-sized long-lasting high-definition fast-acting oven-ready and built-to-last I’m a hands-on foot-loose knee-jerk head case Prematurely post-traumatic And I have a love child who sends me hate mail But... I’m feeling I’m caring I’m healing I’m sharing A supportive bonding nurturing primary care-giver My output is down and my income is up I take a short position on the long bond And my revenue stream has its own cash-flow I read junk mail I eat junk food I buy junk bonds And I watch trash sports I’m gender specific capital intensive user-friendly and lactose intolerant I like rough sex I like tough love I use the “F” word in my emails And the software on my hard-drive is hardcore -- no soft porn I bought a microwave in a mini-mall I bought a minivan in a mega-store I eat fast food in the slow lane I’m toll-free byte-sized ready-to-wear And I come in all sizes A fully-equipped factory-authorized hospital-tested clinically-proven scientifically-formulated medical miracle I’ve been pre-washed pre-cooked pre-heated pre-screened pre-approved pre-packaged post-dated freeze-dried double-wrapped vacuum-packed and… I have an unlimited broadband capacity I’m a rude dude But I’m the real deal –- Lean and mean Cock-glocked and ready-to-rock Rough tough and hard to bluff I take it slow I go with the flow I ride with the tide I’ve got glide in my stride Drivin' and movin' Sailin' and spinin' Jivin' and groovin' Wailin' and winnin' I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road I party hearty And lunch time is crunch time I’m hangin’ in There ain’t no doubt And I’m hangin’ tough Over and out. : George Carlin LIFE IS WORTH LOSING : X-Vert November 29, 2005, 06:51:11 PM awesome. I saw Life Is Worth Losing on HBO the next day after he was at the beacon theater, it was fawking great.
edit: heres the mp3 http://vpwpartners.blogs.com/audiospeeches...nLIWL051105.mp3 (http://vpwpartners.blogs.com/audiospeeches/georgecarlinLIWL051105.mp3) sounds a bit better. : Re: George Carlin LIFE IS WORTH LOSING : Cliff Huckable June 24, 2008, 01:31:59 AM Here's the vid
Awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCljFYn3zTY |